How to avoid spoilers in ten steps?

1. Don’t answer the phone.
2. Avoid your siblings and friends
3. Rip your modem out of the socket
4. Drop your smartphone into toilet
5. Wrap your laptop in foil
6. Don’t go into work
7. Definitely don’t read a magazine or newspaper (do people still do that?)
8. Put earplugs in when outside
9. Don’t go outside unless you absolutely have to (for food and stuff)
10. Mute everyone when playing videogames